Will You Be the 'Super Trooper' Donor Meow?

I would appreciate any financial help toward the $2,000 I anticipate I will pay to be an alternate to the Republican National Convention this August in Tampa, Florida. So far I've paid a $400 convention deposit and paid $699 for lodging. I anticipate $250 for travel expenses and $300 for meals.

If you donate, I will send you a picture of myself using your funds.

For example, if you donate $15 I will send you a picture of me eating a meal. If you donate $40 I will send a picture of me putting gas in my car. If you donate $150 I will send a picture of me sleeping in my hotel bed.  If you donate $500, I will send you a picture of me wearing a pin with your name on it and will mention you frequently at the Convention and during any speaking engagements/radio programs I do.

If you donate $1000 I will say your name in my conversations the way they say 'meow' on the movie 'Super Troopers.'

And here’s a clip to the movie ‘Super Troopers.’

And here’s my cute daughter drinking a milkshake at The Hangout in Gulf Shores, Alabama, last week.

Thanks for reading!